I Love You

C - [0 3 2 0 1 0]
F - [1 3 3 2 1 1]
G - [3 5 5 4 3 3]
Am - [0 3 2 0 1 0]

Shuffle all the C chords from the 
initial C - [0 3 2 0 1 0] shape to 
this
different G - [3 2 0 0 1 0] shape 
every quarter note to make it sound 
more
like the real song. Just go ahead 
and listen to the song to get the 
rhythm
if you're not quite sure what I'm 
talking about. It's not too 
difficult.

Sing it to your sweethearts :)


[Verse]

C
I like telling dirty jokes,
C
And I like smoking crystal meth,
    F       G      C
But darling I love you.

C
And I like laughing at retards,
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C
And I like throwing rocks at dogs,
F           G      C
But darling I love you.


[Chorus]

F                   G
I love you like the moon and stars,
     C               Am
When little kids get hit by cars,
F        G         C
Girl you know it's true.
F        G      C
Darling, I love you.


[Verse]

C
I've been tryin' to move on,
C
since you left, Since you've been 
gone,
    F       G       C
but it's so hard on me.

C
Talked to a girl in first hour,
C
bought her a cd, Bought her a 
flower,
    F       G      C
but she's a stupid cunt.


[Chorus]

    F            G          C    
But I'll take anything, and I'll 
        Am
take anyone.
     F             G       C     
I'll take an angry lesbian with a
        Am
 loaded gun.
     F                 G          
I'll take a whore with syphilis 
  C         Am
and gonorrhea too.
    F        G      C
But darling, I love you.