Oldey Timey

Intro/Trombone solo:  C    Am   F   G   F G  C Cmaj7 Am  F G  C Am C   C Am C
(listen to song for timing, its kinda hard to describe)

C                      Am                  F                        G
I've had a bad day, I am ashamed, And I'm afraid
        F      G               C   Cmaj7 Am    F    G     C   Am C  C  Am C
And I am drained of what was named self-respect


C
If the bridge that I was driving over
Am                                                  F
Collapsed while I was driving over it
                                      G
That may not be such a bad thing

F                                      G
I would finally meet my maker
Continues after the ad
             C          Cmaj7  Am
I could meet the great   creator
             F                      G                             C   Am  C   C  Am  C
And I'd punch him for teaching me how to sing


C
And my body would be at the bottom
Am
Of a lake in West Virginia
      F                                                      G
Instead of the bottom of this bottle that I drink


           F                        G
I don't have a drinking problem
          C         Cmaj7    Am
Don't have a drinking solution
F                    G                       C  Am  C  C  Am  C
I don't think I ever learned to think


C
And no one knows
               Am
What it's like to be
F                        G
Anybody but themselves
F    G
No one
C   Cmaj7  Am
No-o one
F    G           C  Am  C   C  Am  C
No-o one else