Scenesters

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Oh my god there's scenesters 
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everywhere
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With their hair gel and their 
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vintage t-shirts
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Why didn't the shins come to 
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phoenix?
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And why didn't mirah come to 
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phoenix?

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Because the modified is too small
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And the marquis is too big
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And the complex is rightfully dead
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And the hipsters with their snide
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 comments and aversion to applause
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Oh my god hardcore kids everywhere
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With their hair gel and their 
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color green
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How do they look so good while 
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their convictions remain so strong?

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Because their hair gel that they 
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use isn't tested on animals
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And their swallow tattoos are 
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fucking lame
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And cocaine is essentially vegan
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And they don't give a fuck anyway
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They're so vain, and yes, this song 
is about them
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Oh my god post-hardcore kids 
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everywhere
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With their violence and pomposity
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So fucking straightedge getting 
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high off of self-righteousness
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And praying to a sideways cross
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So urban, so infantile, so angry,
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 so young, and so poor
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They don't need to use a crutch 'cuz
 they've got the wheelchair
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Oh my god there's assholes 
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everywhere
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Pretentious fucking assholes 
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everywhere
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Oh my god there's assholes 
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everywhere
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Pretentious judgmental assholes 
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everywhere
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