Maybe Man

[Primera Parte]

E                                 
Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't 
   G#
feel
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no 
    C#m
big deal
But I'd miss the way we make up and 
   A
smile
                    Am             
Don't want to be 
  E
stone, I changed my mind

[Segunda Parte]

I wish I had eyes in the back of my 
G#
head
Then I could see the places I've 
 C#m
been
But then I would know that you're 
         A
talkin' shit
                 Am                
I don't want to know what my 
    E
friends think

[Tercera Parte]

                                G#
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
I'd be so glad when I hear you come 
C#m
home
But if I were my dog, I wouldn't 
       A
live long
                  Am               
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's 
E
gone

[Cuarta Parte]

                                 G#
I wish I could act in a show on TV
'Cause then I could practice not 
     C#m
bein' me
I'll practice my cry, put it into my
   A
 reel
                  Am               
But you won't believe me when I cry
      E
 for real

[Quinta Parte]

I wish that my brain would triple in
  G#
 size
I'd nail every joke, I'd win every 
  C#m
fight
But I'd get too deep with that kind 
    A
of mind
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               Am                 E
I don't wanna know the point of life

[Sexta Parte]

                                G#
In some other life I would be rich
I'd travel in style, I'd cover the 
 C#m
bill
But couldn't complain 'bout anything
   A
 small
              Am             E
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all

[Verso 7]

                                  G#
If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
                          C#m
I'd get invited to every frat
But when you get old and your good 
            A
days have passed
                 Am              E
You'll only want me when you're sad

[Verso 8]

Wish I was a song, your favourite 
G#
one
You'd follow the dance to me at your
 C#m
 prom
I would be there when your baby is 
  A
born
                  Am               
For two or three minutes, then I'm 
 E
gone

[Verso 9]

                                 G#
I wish I was big, as big as my house
I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip 
       C#m
every crowd
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's
   A
 couch
              Am             E
God, I could really use him now

[Primeira Parte0]

                                  G#
I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
                                C#m
And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
I could be cruel and break all your 
  A
stuff
              Am              E
Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what

[Primeira Parte1]

But if I was God, it'd get kinda 
   G#
weird
'Cause you would only say what I 
      C#m
wanna hear
And then you would die, you'd love 
       A
me to death
          Am                E
I never know who the hell I am

[Pre-Estribillo]

E                             G#
I wish I was me, whoever that is
                                C#m
I could just be and not give a shit
Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a 
 A
fan
                    Am
'Cause I don't know who the hell I 
am
(—Am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am-am—)
  E


[Estribillo]

                     E   G#    C#m
One, two, pandemonium!
A                    E    G#
One, two, pandemonium!
              C#m
Here I go again
A                    E    G#
One, two, pandemonium!
              C#m
Here I go again
                     E   G#    C#m
One, two, pandemonium!
A
One, two—
             E
Here I go again