A Million Ways To Die

Intro.:  |Am  x 8

|Am                  |C
Cowboys and pioneers come lend your 
eyes and ears
|Am                        |E
I've got the need to testi-fy
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Don't try to build your nest out 
|F     |Em  |Am
in the open West
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'Cause there's a million ways to die

Solo:  |Am  x 2

|Am                    |C
Six bullets in the gut or just a 
papercut
|Am                     |E
Too many ways to quanti-fy
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They'll cut your ankle off to 
     |Em   |Am
cure a minor cough
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'Cause there's a million ways to die

Solo:  |Am  |Am  |Am  |C      
                    A million 
|E      |Am   |Am
ways to die

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       |Dm                         
It's a hundred and one in the shade
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 or the sun, if you fall a-sleep 
|F# |G
you fry
  |E              |Am
A million ways to die
        |Dm                        
You can live like a saint, but 
  |C
there just really ain't
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No a-voidin' a million ways to die

Solo:  |Am  |Am  |Am  |Bbm  |Bbm

  |Bbm  |Bbm

|Bbm                     |C#
Small pox and bigger pox and deadly 
tomahawks
|Bbm                      |F
Or God forbid you steal a pie
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They'll blast you into shards, for
 |D#m    |F      |Bbm
 playin' good at cards
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'Cause there's a million ways to die

Solo:  |Bbm  x 2

|Bbm                      |C#
Out on the desert plains, it hardly 
ever rains
|Bbm                     |F
And you can hear coyotes cry
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They'll eat you up and then 
   |D#m     |F    |Bbm
they'll shit you out a-gain
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'Cause there's a million ways to 
|Bbm
die

Solo:  |Bbm  |Bbm  |Bbm  |C#     
                       A million 
|F      |Bbm  |Bbm
ways to die

       |D#
With a whoosh and a whack, there's a
 knife in your back,
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'cause you got a fancy tie
  |F              |Bbm
A million ways to die
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It's a kick in the pants, but you 
|C#                       |D#
don't have a chance of es-capin'
          |G#     |Bbm
A million ways to die