E                          B
I woke up the other night lyin' on the foor
                          E
Right beside someone I'd never seen before 
She said my name is juliet 
           A
romeo you ain't
      B                            E
That's another good reason not to drink

CHORUS:
       E                           B
That's another good reason not to drink
                             E
When I'm sober I'm almost A saint  
If I keep goin' on like this 
                      A
I'll end up like ole Hank
       B                           E
That's another good reason not to drink 
E

Verse II 
I can't go see my best friend 
B
He said stay away 
                            E
Just because of what I said on his wedding day 
You oughta call her sherman 
                               A
'cause she look's just like a tank
        B                          E
that's another good reason not to drink

chorus:  
   E                               B
That's another good reason not to drink
                             E
When I'm sober I'm almost A saint 
If I keep gonin' on like this
                      A
I'll end up like ole Hank
  B                                 E
That's another good reason not to drink
 
Guitar solo

Verse III


Bridge:
    F                       C
Now I'm gonna sue the city about that policeman
Last night as I left the bar
     F
He stepped right on my hand 
He said are you drunk or blind
               Bb
I said let me think
                                       F
And that's another good reason not to drink

Chorus:
   F                                C
That's another good reason not to drink 
                             F
When I'm sober I'm almost a saint
If I keep goin' on like this
                      Bb
I'll end up like ole Hank
    F                              C
That's another good reason not to drink
Baby let me in I'm freezin'
   F                            C
And another good reason not to drink 

Violin solo:---
Chorus:---
And fade out:---