Eight Easy Steps

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Gbm6/Ab: xx1222
Db/F: xx3121
Ab: 466544
Gb: 244322
Eb: x65343
Abm7: 464444
Db: x43121

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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How to stay paralyzed by fear of 
abandonment
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How to defer to men in solveable 
predicaments
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How to control someone to be a 
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carbon copy of you
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How to have that not work and 
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have them run away from you

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How to keep people at arms length 
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and never get too close
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How to mistrust the ones who 
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supposedly love the most
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How to pretend you're fine and 
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don't need help from anyone
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How to feel worthless unless 
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you're serving or helping someone

[Chorus]
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I'll teach you all this in 8 easy 
Gb
steps
Continues after the ad
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A course of a lifetime you'll never
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 forget
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I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
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I'll show you how leaderships looks
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 when taught by the best

[Verse 2]
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How to hate women when you're 
supposed to be a feminist
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How to play all pious when you're 
really a hypocrite
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How to hate god when you're a prayer
 and a spiritualist
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How to sabotage your fantasies by 
fears of success

[Chorus]
                   Ab             
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy 
Gb
steps
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A course of a lifetime you'll never
 E
 forget
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I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
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I'll show you how leaderships looks
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 when taught by the best

[Bridge]
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I've been doing research for years
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I've been practicing my ass off
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I've been training my whole life 
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for this moment I swear to you
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Culminating just to be this 
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well-versed leader before you

[Chorus]
                   Ab             
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy 
Gb
steps
                Db/F               
A course of a lifetime you'll never
 E
 forget
                  Ab             Gb
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
                  Db/F             
I'll show you how leaderships looks
  E                      Ab
 when taught by the best

[Verse 3]
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How to lie to yourself and thereby 
to everyone else
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How to keep smiling when you're 
thinking of killing yourself
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How to numb a la holic to avoid 
going within
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How to stay stuck in blue by blaming
 them for everything

[Chorus]
                   Ab             
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy 
Gb
steps
                Db/F               
A course of a lifetime you'll never
 E
 forget
                  Ab             Gb
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
                  Db/F             
I'll show you how leaderships looks
  E
 when taught by the best