Eight Easy Steps

Ab7: 464344
Gbm6/Ab: xx1222
Db/F: xx3121
Ab: 466544
Gb: 244322
Eb: x65343
Abm7: 464444
Db: x43121

[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment
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How to defer to men in solveable predicaments
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How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you
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How to have that not work and have them run away from you

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How to keep people at arms length and never get too close
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How to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most
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How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone
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How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone

[Chorus]
                   Ab             Gb
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
                Db/F                E
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
                  Ab             Gb
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
                  Db/F               E                      Ab
I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best

[Verse 2]
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab
How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab
How to play all pious when you're really a hypocrite
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How to hate god when you're a prayer and a spiritualist
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How to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success

[Chorus]
                   Ab             Gb
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
                Db/F                E
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
                  Ab             Gb
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
                  Db/F               E                      Ab  Eb
I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best

[Bridge]
          Db                 Abm
I've been doing research for years
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I've been practicing my ass off
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I've been training my whole life for this moment I swear to you
            Eb                  Db                Abm7
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you

[Chorus]
                   Ab             Gb
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
                Db/F                E
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
                  Ab             Gb
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
                  Db/F               E                      Ab
I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best

[Verse 3]
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab
How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself
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How to numb a la holic to avoid going within
Ab7                   Gbm6/Ab
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything

[Chorus]
                   Ab             Gb
I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps
                Db/F                E
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget
                  Ab             Gb
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps
                  Db/F               E
I'll show you how leaderships looks when taught by the best