Bm       A           F#m
I am the biggest hypocrite
F#m            G
I've been undeniably jealous
Bm           A              F#m
I have been loud and pretentious
F#m                  Em
I have been utterly threatened
Bm             A                  F#m
I've gotten candy for my self-interest
F#m            G
the sexy treadmill capitalist
Bm         A             F#m
heaven forbid I be criticized
F#m                   Em
heaven forbid I be ignored

G        F#m     Em      D
I have abused my power forgive me
G           A                Bm
you mean we actually are all one
A   F#  G
one one one 
Bm  A  F#m  G
one one one one

Bm               A               F#m
I've been out of reach and separatist
F#m        G                             Bm
heaven forbid average (whatever average means)
Bm         A           F#m              Em
I have compensated for my days of powerlessness

G        F#m               Em    D
I have abused my so-called power forgive me 
G           A                Bm
you mean we actually are all one
A   F#  G
one one one 
Bm  A  F#m  G
one one one one

( Bm  A  F#m  G  Bm  A  F#m  Em )

Bm           A           F#m
did you just call her amazing?
F#m       G                Bm
surely we both can't be amazing!
Bm          A                F#m
and give up my hard earned status
F#m                  Em
as fabulous freak of nature?

G        F#m               Em    D
I have abused my called power forgive me 
G           A                Bm
you mean we actually are all one
A   F#  G
one one one 
Bm  A  F#m  G
one one one one

A   F#  G
one one one 
Bm  A   F#m  G
one one one one

Repete 2x:

          Bm          A
always looked good on paper
         F#m             G
always sounded good in theory