[Intro] Dm  C  F
        Bb  Dm  Bb  F  Gm

Dm                C       F   Bb
These are the reasons I drink
               Dm               Bb                      F   Gm
The reasons I tell everybody I'm fine even though I am not
Dm              C         F
These are the reasons I overdo it
Bb             Dm                  Bb                      F
I have been working since I can remember, since I was single
       Gm
Digits
Dm         C               F       Bb
Now, even though I've been busted
              Dm                  Bb
I don't know where to draw the line 'cause that groove has gotten
     F   Gm
So deep

C                Dm       Bb           F
And nothing can give reprieve like they do
   C            Dm       Bb
Nothing can give a break for this soldier like they do

Dm        Bb
Here we are
F             A              Dm            Bb       F     C
I feel such rapture and my comfort is so strong oh oh oh oh
Dm         Bb
One more hit
F              A           Dm         Bb       F     C
It feels so helpful in my need for respite oh oh oh oh

    Dm  C  F Bb Dm  Bb  F  Gm
Ohoh - oh - oh - oh

Dm              C          F
And here are the reasons I eat
Bb         Dm                  Bb                       F   Gm
Reasons I feel everything so deeply when I'm not medicated
           Dm       C             F         Bb
And so that's it, I am buying a Lamborghini
                         Dm           Bb             F       Gm
To make up for these habits, to survive this sick industry

    C        Dm       Bb             F
Nothing can give reprieve like they do
   C         Dm         Bb
Nothing can give me a break from this torture like they do

Dm      Bb
Here we are
F             A              Dm           Bb          F     C
I feel such rapture and my comfort is so strong oh oh oh oh
Dm         Bb
One more sip
F             A           Dm              Bb            F    C
It feels so helpful in my need for some long overdue respite

      Dm  C  F Bb Dm  Bb  F  Gm
Ohoh - oh - oh - oh

Dm                  C       Bb                         F
And these are the reasons I don't even think I would quit
Dm                  C       Bb                   F   C
And these are the reasons I can't even see straight and
Dm                 C         Bb                       F Gm
And these are the ones whom I know it so deeply affects
                          Bb
And I am left wondering how I would function without it

Dm       Bb
Here we are
F             A              Dm           Bb          F     C
I feel such rapture and my comfort is so strong oh oh oh oh
Dm        Bb
One more rip
F           A            Dm                Bb   F  C
I go from one lilipad to another to stay lit

      Dm     C    F
Ohoh - oh - oh - oh
      Dm   Bb   F    C
Ohoh - oh - oh - oh
      Dm     C   F   C
Ohoh - oh - oh - oh
      Dm   Bb   F
Ohoh - oh - oh - oh