Nails

I've been a fashion model girl
Gracing magazines
I have written songs and sonnets too
I have seen the world
Fancy cars, private planes
But I could not have done it without you
I played my part
I've bared my heart
All while looking gorgeous, not to brag
But the key to my art
My one message to impart is
If you're not wearing nails
You're not doing drag

Girl, don't try it
You break it then you buy it
So don't deny it, just press and reapply it
Hard acrylic, gets harder when you fill it
So $20 bill it, and scratch it till you kill it

If you're not wearing nails
You're not doing drag
Long nails, short nails
White nails, black nails
Right nails, wrong nails

As long as theres a (ahmm) nails
Straight nails, gay nails
Love nails, hate nails
Your nails, my nails
As long as theres a (ahmm) nails

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Put on some fucking nails
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Put on some fucking nails

Shave and file, like you're Selina Kyle
Reflect your style, just keep it versatile
Spit and polish, conquer and demolish
Amaze and then astonish
Now drink like alcoholics
If you're not wearing nails
You're not doing drag

Long nails, short nails
White nails, black nails
Right nails, wrong nails
As long as theres a (ahmm) nails
Straight nails, gay nails
Love nails, hate nails
Your nails, my nails
As long as theres a (ahmm) nails

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Put on some fucking nails
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Put on some fucking nails

Ooh, where are your nails
Ooh, where the fuck are your nails
Active oval french tip
Here's a Sally Beauty tip
Shave your arms, put on nails
Do not pass go, go straight to jail

Super glue some bitch claws
Or look like fucking santa clause
Scratch and sniff, take a whiff
Or put some fucking gloves on
Cat scratch fever, look like Sigourney Weaver
Are you joan cleaver? Or a labrador retriever?
Miss visage got it right
Keep your nails right and tight
Just the tip, pussy lip
All eyes on you, you took the night

Long nails, short nails
White nails, black nails
Right nails, wrong nails
As long as theres a (ahmm) nails
Straight nails, gay nails
Love nails, hate nails
Your nails, my nails
As long as there's a (ahmm) nails

Nails, nails nails nails
Nails nails nails
Nails nails nails
Put on some fucking nails
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Put on some fucking nails