Answer To The Laundromat Blues

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[Verse 1]
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(Spoken) This number's bein' 
especially played and dedicated to 
all of the women
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from all of the men. You see, you 
girls, had a
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good thing goin' but we hip to ya 
now. You take two or three pieces 
and go down to the laundromat.
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An' take ya eight hours to wash 'em.
 No good! We gonna buy you
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washers and dryers and we're gonna 
put ya at home in the basement
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and we gonna kick the door down that
 goes to the basement
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while we can hear the washer when it
 stop. And baby, baby, baby, when 
that washer stop you better be
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though or you better have a darn 
good explanation!

[Verse 2]
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'Cause you gonna get whoopped all on
 the toenails,
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we're gonna raise your eyelashes and
 whoop you some and if you
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run fast enough we're gonna whup ya 
on the bottom of the feet.
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Ain't that right men? Speak up for 
yourself! (yeah, yeah)
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There will be no more goin' to the 
laundromat puttin' your clothes in 
there
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and gettin' your girlfriend keep her
 eye on it
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while you step out the back door you
 better take
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my advise: you might need it on your
 vacation this summer.
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I'd hate to see ya come up with
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 a leg screwed off or a eye punched 
out. Yeah!Whoa! yeah, yeah!

[Guitar Solo 1]
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[Guitar Solo 2]
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[Verse 3]
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I know you don't know it babe (yeah,
 yeah, yeah) but things look bad for
 you.
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Hey, I know youn don't
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know it, babe, but I'm gonna keep a 
close eye on you
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Well, ev'ry
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time you go to the laundromat, baby,
 I want you to know, I want you to 
know that I'll be there too!

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Woo!