Nancy Got A Haircut

Nancy got a haircut
She looks really nice now
Walkin' with a light strut
Drawin' all the eyes, how nice
Oh, how nice
Nancy's got a new dude
Pullin' all the fellas
Girls are doin' voodoo
'Cause they're getting jealous, my
It must be nice
To be Nancy

But nobody knows what it's like to be
Scrutinized like you're on TV
Nobody knows what it's like
To be Nancy

Nancy's got a hard life
Winnin' isn't easy
Even if it's part-time
Even when it's sleazy, I
Think I would die
If I were like Nancy
Had to do what she does
Dressin' up all fancy
Fightin' off her freedom, I
Think I would die
I wouldn't wanna be Nancy

But nobody knows what it's like to be
Scrutinized like you're on TV
Nobody knows what it's like
To be Nancy

Oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

But nobody knows what it's like to be
Scrutinized like you're on TV
Nobody knows what it's like
To be Nancy