Fucked With An Anchor

D
D
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G                      A
We're gonna punch you right in the 
balls
D
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G           A         D   A   D
You're all cunts so fuck you all

Go!

( D  D  G  A )
( D  D  A  A )
( D  D  G  A )
( E  A  A  A  D )

Bm
For thirty odd years
      D
I have lived with this curse
   G                 A
My vocabulary was stunted at birth
   Bm                   D
By a witch doctor from over the seas
     G                A
Casting a strange voodoo magic on me
   Bm                D
Now when I speak, it's rather absurd
  G                    A
An endless tirade of four letter 
words
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   Bm                   D
I lash out in anger at all in my way
    G                     A       
Shocking unspeakable things that I
     A A A
 say

D
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G                      A
We're gonna punch you right in the 
balls
D
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G           A         D   A   D
You're all cunts so fuck you all

( D  D  G  A )
( D  D  A  A )
( D  D  G  A )
( E  A   A  D )
( D  D   A  D )

Fuck you!

Bm                     D
Long I have waited to have my 
revenge
G                            A
To bring that witch doctor to his 
bitter end
Bm                      D
So I have gathered a ship and a crew
G                              A
We're sailing to find him, we know 
what to do
Bm                             D
On a dark moonless night, when he 
least suspects
G                              A
We'll creep up behind him so hard to
 detect
Bm                                
We'll bring out our anchor by the 
  D
light of the stars
G                            
And shove it inside of his big 
A              A A A
fuckin' arse

D
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
G                      A
We're gonna punch you right in the 
balls
D
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
G           A         D   A   D
You're all cunts so fuck you all

E
Fuck you, you're a fucking wanker
A                      B
We're gonna punch you right in the 
balls
E
Fuck you with a fucking anchor
A           B         E   B   E
You're all cunts so fuck you all

[Outro] E  B  E