End Is Nigh

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[Verse 1]

    G                      D
I'm pleased to hear you're coming to
 visit soon
      G                            
Yeah, I'm glad to hear you're 
  F#m    Bm
coming through
     G                       D
I'll get the cabin ready for you and
 your girl
      Bm                           
Yeah, the wife and kids will be 
  E
here too
          G                  D
There's a guy who thinks I'm fucking
 his girlfriend
   G                       F#m Bm
He says he's gonna make me cry
      G                       D
But I couldn't get it up if I wanted
 to
                Bm            E
Man, yeah and I already wanna die


[Chorus]
       D      A     Bm
If the end is nigh, baby
G       A       D     A       
I don't think I wanna survive
Bm    G A

       D      A     Bm
If the end is nigh, baby
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G       A         D      A   Bm
Make it swift and let me die


[Verse 2] (Same as Verse 1)

  G                         
I started going along to the 
 D
meetings
  G                F#m Bm
Tequila down to my core
           G                       
But they remind me of my daddy with
      D
 that bible shit
             Bm                    
And drinking coffee makes me wanna 
    E
die more
      G                       D
Gonna miss writing songs on piano
      G                       F#m Bm
Gonna miss Shay and her giant cans
      G                           
Gonna miss that pretty little Jew 
D
Rado
              Bm                   
Gonna miss my daughter growing into
   E
 a man


[Chorus]
       D      A     Bm
If the end is nigh, baby
G       A       D     A       
I don't think I wanna survive
Bm    G A

       D      A     Bm
If the end is nigh, baby
G       A         D      A   Bm
Make it swift and let me die


[Other]

              Bm
She said "You look all hungover
        G
And you smell like a skunk"
        D
I said "How can I be hungover
        A
If I'm still drunk?"
          Bm                    
I'm still drunk, but I still can 
          G
spot the sky-ay
          D                      
Yeah, I'm drunk, but I still know 
            A
there's an almond in your eye
                G
Making sure I'm high
                        D
Just in case the end is nigh