Em
Well The Word On The Street

I Heard Somebody Say

Is You Had A Real Shittin’ Turd Of A Day
A
So I Looked In My Pocket, And Guess What I Found
Em
Ten Digits Just Waitin’ There To Take You To Town
F#
I Got A Five Finger Discount Coming Your Way
B
I’m A Fingerball Wizard, I Just Give It Awayyy
A
You’re Lookin’ For Some Belly Work Well, Don’t Be Alarmed
Em
I’ve Got The Friggin Tools On The End Of My Arm
D
If You’re Feelin Low I’ll Put My Peanut In Your Jelly
A
No One’s Got Your Back, But Who’s Got Your Belly Ahhhh


[Verse]
Em
Well People Got Milk And People Got Game

They’re Both Refreshing,but They’re Not The Same
A
When My Baby Gets My Belly She Sets Me On Fire
Em
If The Ride Is Feeling Hard, It’s Cause There’s Air In My Tire
F#
When I Get Your Belly, It’s To Show I Care
B
Six Pack Or Spare Tire, Fully Clothes Or Bare

You’re Lookin’ For Some Well, Don’t Be Alarmed
Em
I’ve Got The Friggin Tools On The End Of My Arm
D
The Hockey Game’s In Overtime And Someone Broke The Telly
A
No One’s Got Your Back, But Who’s Got Your Belly? Ahhh

(Alex Lifeson Guitar Solo)


[Bridge]
Em
Well Butter My Butt And Call Me A Biscuit

You Got A Problem And We’re Gonna Fix It


[Outro]
A
You Gotta Aim Below The Tits, Above The Belt
Em
With The Right Pressure So You Don’t Leave A Welt
F#
Line Up Single File, You All Know The Drill
B
If The Left One Don’t Get Ya Then The Right One Will
A
You’re Lookin’ For Some Belly Work Well, Don’t Be Alarmed
Em
I’ve Got The Friggin Tools On The End Of My Arm
D
Forgot To Change The Litter Now Your Kitty’s Gettin’ Smelly
A
No One’s Got Your Back, But Who’s Got Your Belly
D
If You’re Feelin Sick I’ll Get You Feelin’ Welly Welly
A
No One's Got Your Back, But Who's Got Your Belly
D
You're Croakin' For A Dart, And All That's Open Is The Deli
A
No One's Got Your Back, But Who's Got Your Belly
D
You Might Be Good At Grammar But You're Terrible At Spelly
A
No One's Got Yer Back, But Who's Got Yer Belly?
Em
Come Onnnn