I Write Sins Not Tractors

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[Verse 1]

C        G
Oh, well imagine
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Oh, I'm pacing the pews in a church 
corridor
       C             G
And I can't help but to hear
                         Em    
No, I can't help but to hear an 
         D
exchanging of words
C                 G
  What a beautiful wedding
        Em                D    
What a beautiful wedding, says a 
                  C
bridesmaid to a waiter
    G
what a shame
     Em               D
Poor groom's bride is a whore


[Chorus]

C           G
I chime in with a
                         Em       
Haven't you people ever heard of  
D                     C
  closing the goddamn door, no
     G                         Em
It's much better to face these kind 
of things
      D
With another Miller Light up on the 
porch
C    G
  Yeah
                         Em       
Haven't you people ever heard of  
D                    C
  closing the daggum door, no
      G                         Em
It's much better to face these kind 
of things
D               C  G    Em  D
  With a sense of


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[Verse 2]

C            G
Oh, well, in fact
        Em
If you look at it this way
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Technically, our marriage is saved
           G
Well this calls for a toast
    Em                  D     
So pour the champagne, pour the 
            C
champagne
G
In fact
        Em
I mean look at it this way
 D                            C
Technically, our marriage is saved
      G
This calls for a toast
    Em             D
So pour the champagne
  Am7    Bm   C
Wooh
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Poor the champagne      Yeah


[Chorus]

    C          G
Oh, I chime in with a
                         Em     
Haven't you people ever heard of 
D                     C
closing the goddamn door, no
     G                          Em
It's much better to face these kind 
of things
      D
With another Miller Light up on the 
porch
C    G
  Yeah
                         Em     
Haven't you people ever heard of 
D                     C
closing the daggum door, no
     G                          Em
It's much better to face these kind 
of things
D                  C  G     
  With a sense of     poise and 
     Em       D
rationality


[Solo]

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[Chorus]

      C          G
Well, I chime in
                         Em     
Haven't you people ever heard of 
D                     C
closing that goddang door
     G                         Em 
It's much better to face these 
             D
kind of things
                C  G
With a sense of yeah
                         Em     
Haven't you people ever heard of 
D               Bm   C
closing the goddang door, no
     G                         Em 
It's much better to face these 
            D
kind of things   With a sense of


[Other]

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Girl
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