One Week

Am                        F
  Cocked your head to the side and 
said, "I'm angry"
C            Dm
  Five days since you laughed at me,
 saying
Am                     F
"Get your act together, come back 
and see me"
C          Dm
Three days since the living room
   Am                   F
I realized it's all my fault, but 
couldn't tell you
C          Dm
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
           Am                    F
But it'll still be two days 'til I 
say I'm sorry

[Verse 1]
C                 Dm
 Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
               Am                
As I make you stop, think, you'll 
   F
think you're looking at Aquaman
C              Dm
 I summon fish to the dish,
                             Am
 although I like the Chalet Swiss,
            Em           F
I like the sushi 'cause it's never 
touched a frying pan
C                Dm
Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes
            Am           F
Big like LeAnn Rimes, because I'm 
all about value
C                   Dm
  Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
            Am             F
You try to match wits, you try to 
hold me but I bust through
C              G          F
  Gonna make a break and take a 
fake, I'd like a stinking aching 
shake

I like vanilla, it's the finest of 
the flavours
C              G             F
 Gotta see the show, 'cause then 
you'll know, the vertigo is gonna 
grow

'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll 
have to sign a waiver

[Pre-Chorus]
Am                   G
   How can I help it if I think 
you're funny when you're mad?
Em             F
  Trying hard not to smile, though I
 feel bad
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Am                   G
   I'm the kind of guy who laughs at
 a funeral
Em                F
Can't understand what I mean? Well, 
you soon will
Am                  G
   I have a tendency to wear my mind
 on my sleeve
Em               F
  I have a history of taking off my 
shirt

[Chorus 2]
         C          Dm
It's been  one week since you looked
 at me
Am                      F
 Threw your arms in the air and 
said, "You're crazy"
C           Dm
  Five days since you tackled me
     Am                F
Yeah still got the rug burns on both
 my knees
          C          Dm
It's been three days since the 
afternoon
     Am                  F
You realized it's not my fault not a
 moment too soon
C          Dm
Yesterday, you'd forgiven me
    Am  Em F
but I'm so sorry

[Instrumental]
|C  |C   |C   |C

[Verse 2]
C                    Dm
Chickity China, the Chinese chicken
Am               F
Have a drumstick and your brain 
stops tickin'
C                 Dm
Watching X-Files with no lights on
                Am       F
We're dans la maison, I hope the 
Smoking Man's in this one
C                         Dm
  Like Harrison Ford, I'm getting 
frantic
                Am           
Like Sting, I'm tantric, like 
  F
Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy
C               Dm
  Like Kurosawa, I make mad films,
              Am                   
'kay, I don't make films, but if I 
F
did they'd have a Samurai
C              G     F
  Gonna get a set of better clubs 
gonna find the kind with tiny nubs

Just so my irons aren't always 
flying off the back-swing
C              G          F
  Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon
 'Cause that cartoon has got the 
boom anime babes

That make me think the wrong thing

[Pre-Chorus]
Am                   G
   How can I help it if I think 
you're funny when you're mad?
Em             F
  Trying hard not to smile, though I
 feel bad
Am                   G
   I'm the kind of guy who laughs at
 a funeral
Em                F
Can't understand what I mean? Well, 
you soon will
Am                  G
   I have a tendency to wear my mind
 on my sleeve
Em               F
  I have a history of taking off my 
shirt

[Chorus 3]
          C  N.C.
It's been    one week since you 
looked at me

Dropped your arms to the sides and 
said, "I'm sorry"
C            Dm
  Five days since I laughed at you 
and said
 Am                F
"You just did just what I thought 
you were gonna do"
C          Dm
Three days since the living room
   Am                      F
We realized we're both to blame but 
what could we do?
C          Dm
Yesterday, you just smiled at me
              Am                F
'Cause it'll still be two days 'til 
we say we're sorry

[Other]
C     C
      still be two days 'til we say 
we're sorry
Am