Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured

Ask if we can have six in
If not we'll have to have two
You're coming up our end aren't you
I'll get one with you
Oh won't he let us have six in?
Especially not with the food
He could have just told us no though
He didn't have to be rude

See her with the green dress?
She talked to me at the bar
How come it's already two pound fifty?
We've only gone about a yard
Couldn't you see she were gorgeous
She were beyond belief
But lad at the side drinking his smirnoff ice
Came and paid for her a tropical reef

Sitting going backwards
And I didn't want to leave
I said: It's High Green, mate
Via Hillsborough, please

Well how funny were that sketch earlier
Up at that taxi rank
Oh, no, you will have missed it
Think it was when you went to the bank
These lads went round proper shouting
About who was next in the queue
The kind of thing that would seem so siuly
But not when they've both had a few

Well, calm down, temper, temper
You shouldn't get so annoyed
You're acting like a silly little boy
And they wanted to be men
And do some fighting in the street
(They said) no surrender
No chance of retreat

Drunken plots, hatched to jump it, ask around are ya sure?
Went for it but the red light was showing
And the red light indicates doors are secured