Intro:
B
Come one come all
You're just in time
 E
To witness my first breakdown
         G#m
Cause there's a mile gone
For every minute passed
  F# G#m    E  B assline: Ebm B
When I'm    stuck in this town

B  E  G#m  F# G#m E

Verse 1:
B
  I've got a bone to
      C#m
pick with you Mr. DJ
E
  The traffic and the sound
        F#
Is just as bad
as it is in LA
B
  So go on and lock me up
     C#m
You better throw
      F#
away that key
     E
Before I find out 
where you broadcast from
       F#
Because your play 
list is killing me

Refrain:
G#m
  I'll change that station
E
  Light it up like the 4th of July
    F#
It's me I'm caller fifteen
    E       F#
Time to play my last request

Chorus:
B
Come one come all
You're just in time
 E
To witness my first breakdown
         G#m
Cause there's a mile gone
For every minute passed
    F#    G#m      E
When I'm wasting space in this town
B
  Don't call the doctors
     E
I don't need no medication
     G#m
I just need one more vacation
  F# G#m   E
And make it  last

Verse 2:
B
  Hear me out please
      C#m
judge and jury
I'm an innocent man
E
  And it would be such
         F#
a terrible injustice
To put me away without
      B
thinking about
All the terrible mistakes
  C#m        F#
That goddamn radio jockey makes
  E
I swear he's out to get me
  F#
Oh I swear he's out to get me

Refrain 2:
G#m
  I'll change that station
E
  Light it up like the 4th of July
    F#
It's me I'm caller fifteen
      E
But it's too late for explanations
   F#
This broadcast will be alive

(Repeat Chorus)

F# G#m E

Bridge:
G#m            E
  Hear me out please judge and jury
   B
And I swear he's out to get me
  F#/Bb
Oh I swear he's out to get me
G#m
  Go on and lock me up
      E
You better throw away that key
  B
I swear he's out to get me
  F#/Bb         F#
I swear he's out to get me
B                     C#m
  I've got a bone to pick with you Mr DJ
E
  You really ought to lock me up
       A
Because your play list is killing me

Chorus 2:
B
Come one come all
You're just in time
 E
To witness my first breakdown
         G#m
Cause there's a mile gone
For every minute passed
    F#    G#m      E
When I'm wasting space in this town
B
  Don't call the doctors
     E
I don't need no medication
       G#m       F#
I just need one more vacation
  A
And make it last