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[Verse 1] Bm A G G Nobody wants to hear a sad song Bm A Em G So I just grit my teeth and sing along Bm A G G There's a choir of the coldest hearts echoin' the halls Bm A So a give a little more gas to burn Em G And we can fast-cut now to the curtain call [Chorus] D Bm A Melancholy kaleidoscope, it's high time G G A You shake things up and get the picture in your head right D Bm A Melancholy kaleidoscope, it's all right G G G A Can't be one hundred if you're only giving ninety-five [Instrumental interlude] G D A Bm A EEE|----|----|----|----| G D A Bm A EEE|----|----|----|----| [Verse 2] Bm Bm G G I wanna hear another fast song Bm A Em G Somethin' to tune out all these bad thoughts Bm A G G Light a fire in the coldest hearts, fillin' up the halls Bm A That’s another lit match to burn Em G And we can fast-cut now to the curtain call D or N.C. (We now return to our regularly scheduled program) [Chorus] D Bm A Melancholy kaleidoscope, it's high time G G A You shake things up and get the picture in your head right D Bm A Melancholy kaleidoscope, it's all right G G A A Can't be one hundred if you're only giving ninety-five [Bridge] Bm A G G EEE|----|----|----|----| F#m So would you please stand by G Are we out of time? Bm Maybe I'll feel better A Give me forty-five Bm Staring at the ceiling A Choking back my feelings G N.C. Can't be one hundred if you're only giving ninety-five [Chorus] D Bm A Melancholy kaleidoscope, it's high time G G A You shake things up and get the picture in your head right D Bm A Melancholy kaleidoscope, it's all right G Can't be one hundred (No) Bm A Can't be one hundred if you're only giving ninety-five [Outro] G D A Bm A If you're only giving ninety-five G Em G G Bm A Only giving ninety-five Intro tabs if playing without a capo: G D A Bm A E|----5-----------|----------------|----5-----------|----2-----------| B|2-3---3-2-3-2---| 5---3---2-3-----|2-3---3-2-3-2---|5-------5-3-----| G|--------------2-|--2---2-----2---|--------------2-|--2---2-----2---| D|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| E|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| G Em G Bm A E|----5-----------|----------------|----------------|----------------| B|2-3---3-2-3-2---| 5---3---2-3-----|7---7---7---7---|5---5---5---7---| G|--------------2-|--2---2-----2---| 7---7---7---7---|6---6---6---7---| D|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| E|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| G D A Bm A E|----5-----------|----------------|----5-----------|----2-----------| B|2-3---3-2-3-2---| 5---3---2-3-----|2-3---3-2-3-2---|5-------5-3-----| G|--------------2-|--2---2-----2---|--------------2-|--2---2-----2---| D|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| E|----------------|----------------|----------------|----------------| G Em G Bm A E|----5-----------|----------------|----------------|--------| B|2-3---3-2-3-2---| 5---3---2-3-----|7---7---7---7---|5---5--- G|--------------2-|--2---2-----2---| 7---7---7---7---|6---6--- D|----------------|----------------|----------------|--------| A|----------------|----------------|----------------|--------| E|----------------|----------------|----------------|--------| Nobody...