Bar Tale

Midnight
Patty Wack
Guess I'm alone
I just got my heart broke over the phone
Said I was too typical
Too basic
But there you were everyday wearing your ASICS

Saw your friends at that bar downtown
You were there drinking all of the rounds
Talking to a girl but you were da-da-da-da-drunk
Couldn't keep your balance love it was like a bump
Your buddies had to pull you up off the girl and
That's when I knew I was happy you weren't in my world

I could spot your body dancing in a crowd
Screaming at the waitress way too loud
You want another drink but you've been turned down
If your momma saw you she wouldn't be too proud

Mirror, mirror on the wall loser on the bar crawl
Puking your guts out, dooping in the bathroom stall
Not even sorry what you did to me
True colors baby now I see

Some women was performing pulled you up on stage
Doesnt even know you're like a third of her age
Trying to do karaoke but you can't coordinate
Sober or not you can't communicate

Looking at your phone like your stone cold
Waiting for your Uber to come take you home
Suddenly you pass out on the table
But then expect to make sure your vitals are stable

He's out
He's out
He's out