I Wish Someone Would Cheat On Me

I wish someone would cheat on me
So I'd get to use my new diary
Still laying in a paper bag
Quite a boring year I've had
It's like one of those episodes
You know, they only made to stay afloat
And I'm sick of all my clothes
Things are just so fucking slow

I'm too bored, can someone mess my life up?

Oh-ah, wouldn't it be dreamy?
Crying 'bout boys, complaining to the ceiling
It'd be fun for a little bit
My God, wish I'd feel like—
Oh-ah, things are way too easy
I wanna break up for no apparent reason
It'd be fun for a little bit
My God, wish I'd feel like shit

I wish someone would stеal my keys
My wallet and my phone and my ID
Could prеtend I'm someone else
Someone with unstable friends
Working every day of the week
Nothing like reality TV
I just wanna be like Kim
Make drama out of anything and everything

I'm too bored, can someone fuck my life up?

Oh-ah, wouldn't it be dreamy?
Crying 'bout boys, complaining to the ceiling
It'd be fun for a little bit
My God, wish I'd feel like—
Oh-ah, things are way too easy
I wanna break up for no apparent reason
It'd be fun for a little bit
My God, wish I'd feel like shit

I just wanna crash a car, max out my card
Ride the bus too far, passed out
Yeah, I just wanna feel like
I just wanna feel like (I just wanna feel like, I just wanna feel like)
Like I wanna trash my house
Glass flying out of the windows, wow
Smashed out, yeah, I just wanna feel like
I just wanna feel like

Oh-ah, wouldn't it be dreamy?
Crying 'bout boys, complaining to the ceiling
It'd be fun for a little bit
My God, wish I'd feel like shit