Straight Hey Bitch

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There is a boy in a band
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who is friends with my ex-boyfriends
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high school friend, Christian
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A very nice gentleman.
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He seems to know me
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but I can't remember him
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good god forgive me,
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I'm out of my element

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And I can't seem to them all 
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straight
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I've forgotten which people I like
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and which people I hate and I'm 
waiting
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for someone to shake me and say:
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Hey bitch, your wish is my command.
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Just smile and nod we'll under
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Standing infront of the sink
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I believe I've been tricked
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into thinking I'm sick when I'm 
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actually generous.

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No use expecting the worst
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let the thing run its course
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and in time you'll look back 
thinking
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God, how hilarious!

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And I can't seem to keep them all 
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straight.
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I've forgotten which ones I should 
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skip
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and which ones I should take and I'm
 waiting
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for someone to shake me and say:
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Hey bitch! Don't quit
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You're almost there.
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Dont give up now make friends 
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instead
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of going out go home instead of 
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going down
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go back to bed


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There is a man on the phone
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Who's convinced I'm alone
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And I try to convince the poor guy
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that it's way too late.
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He seems to like me
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but I can't relate I would like to 
get closer
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But Christ all the time it takes.
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And I can't seem to keep myself 
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straight
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I've forgotten which feelings to 
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show
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and which feelings to fake and I'm 
waiting
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for someone to shake me and say:
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HEY BITCH! Nice tits!
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You're broke but then
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you're rich in love.
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You're great in bed!
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You'll see the world
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You'll knock 'em dead.
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And all the thick books that you've
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 read
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will count for nothing in the end.
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