The NHS Song

Well I'm lying in this hospital bed
I should have had an operation but I'm waiting here instead
The floor's dirty and the paint is peeling
And there's piss and shit and blood and semen dripping from the ceiling
My chest pain is getting worse
And I really need a bypass but the Philippino nurse
Says that it's all Tony Blair's fault because he let
The NHS get into 5.7 billion pounds of debt

And he's holding up my bypass
Whooooahh
Tony Blair is having a top laugh
Whooooahh
And I really need a bypass
Ohhhhh
Or I think I'm gonna die boss
I think I'm gonna die

Oh shit

Tony can't afford the NHS no more
'Cause he's paying for the Olympics and another bloody war
And I wouldn't say I'm an expert in political anthropology
But unless he starts investing I'm gonna have a coronary
'Cause my heart is getting worse each day
And the only thing they've given me is MRSA
'Cause there's nothing they can offer when the nurses hand the drugs out
And it's not like Carry On films when they always get their jugs out

And he's holding up my bypass
Whoaaahhhh
Tony Blair is having a top laugh
Oooohhh
And I really need a bypass
Whoaaahhhh
Or I think I'm gonna die boss
I think I'm gonna die

We're all gonna die a painful death
There's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful death
There's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful death
There's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful death
There's nothing left of the NHS
We're all gonna die a painful death
There's nothing left

And he's holding up my bypass
Whoaaahhhh
Tony Blair is having a top laugh
Whoaaahhhh
And I really need a bypass
Whoaaahhhh
Or I think I'm gonna die boss
I think I'm gonna…