Sheilas Wheels

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Fellas, arent you glad your not a woman.
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your not a sheila, your a peter, or a clive.
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Because their lack of spacial awareness,
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makes them really flipin careless,
            Bm                      E
you should never ever let a woman drive.


        A
When a girl is sitting at the wheel,
      A
your gunna hear the crunch of steel,
           Bm
there's a very real danger,
              E
that she'll crash into a stranger,
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if you want to leave the car alive,
E                   A
never let a woman drive!


        A
If you ever let a bird reverse,
       A
your gunna end up in a hearse,
          Bm
your in massiv flipin peril,
          E
if your drivers name is sheryll,
        A                      D
if you want to leave the car alive,
E                   A
never let a woman drive!