I'm Going to Heaven

I got time and I'm full of hate
Loaded on ketamine and heartbreak
Nothing has been the same since you've been gone
And every night's a little bit longer
And every drink's a little bit stronger
My peace of mind ain't peaceful at all
By the time they got to the scene of the crime
My love was dead and the killer was crying
He put a pistol up to his temple and smiled
Oh, I was born to serve the savior
To make sure Jephthah's promise is paid for
Now that my job here is done

I'm going to heaven
That's a fact
Oh, I'm going to heaven
And I won't come back
I'm gonna laugh and I'll praise my way to heaven
And then he blew out his brains

I went home and spent that night
Trying to grieve that love of mine
All I could think was how to get to that bastard
You see, blood and bones are easy to hurt
But that son of a bitch left both on earth
So I'll find a way come hell or holy water
So I took some pills, went down to hell
Brought some wine for the devil himself
He said: That prick isn't here, he's up in the kingdom
So I made a deal if I spent some time pouring bleach in a couple sinner's eyes
He'd send me on a bullet train to the lord
And I can't wait to knock, knock, knock down heaven's door

'Cause I'm going to heaven
No matter what they say
Oh, I'm going to heaven
God won't get in my way
He can scream and he can pray
But I'm not leaving till the pearly gates are crimson

Well, like a bat out of hell, I shot up the stairs from a song that we won't mention
With a gift that my buddy Lucy gave me, a polished 1911
St. Petey was shakin' and cried: Excuse me sir, you can't cut the line
I said: Cute little bark, I guess all dogs do go to heaven
Then a laugh was shaking the gate from the other side
Yeah, the big man himself was standing there, approximately 4 foot 5
He said: Good to see you, son, why'd you come to kingdom come?
I snapped Hey giggles, you know exactly what he's done

(Knocking down heaven's door)
(Knocking down heaven's door)

Well, as a businessman, you should understand handling business
So just step aside, or I'll fill these clouds with blood, I promise
I'm not here for you, so just move or I'm gonna make you
And, you know, a kingdom without the king is just dumb
And he said: No
You see son, you're just confused with a capital K
Yeah, your day will come but right now this is all just a big mistake
They say much dreaming and many words are meaningless, so fear me
I said: What?
He said: I dunno, let's get you out of this hole

I'm not going to heaven
As far as I can tell
Oh, I'm not going to heaven
And I was never in hell
'Cause when I opened my eyes, that love of mine was laughing
She said: You're having one hell of a dream

Goddamn ketamine
Who put the mean in ketamine?
I hate ketamine