Xxxmas

A             D            
Every year in winter time's a 
   E            A
special celebration
      A            D              
Where everyone can hear the chime 
   E               A
of love across the nation
A                 D              
Young and old are looking forward
    E             A
 in bright anticipation
A            D           E      
I suggest to party like never 
     A
done before

Chorus:
           A                  D
I wear my santa dress you put on 
your reindeer suit
A                     E
You start riding over rough and 
smooth
   A                     D
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
A           E      A
Let's have sex for christmas

           A                  D
I wear my santa dress you put on 
your reindeer suit
    A                         E
You drag that carriage up and down 
the hood
   A                     D
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
A           E      A
Let's have sex for christmas

Bridge 1:
D
   Slide up and down your chimney
A
   Until my sack is empty
D
   Let's stuff the christmas turkey
A
   With delicious jerkey

Verse 2:
  A                  D            
A christmas tree has got a branch 
     E                 A
with big balls hanging from it
Continues after the ad
    A               D             
The snowman's got a carrot, so why
  E                A
 don't you go down on it?
A                 D              
Let me ring your jingle bells 
E             A
until my candles burning
       A           D              
Let's fire up the ingle well, gift
  E       A
 giving I come

Chorus:
           A                  D
I wear my santa dress you put on 
your reindeer suit
A                   E
You bend over and i do your 
............
  A                      D
I crack my whip flippin' hohoho
A          E       A
Let's have sex for christmas 
*Sexophone*

           A                   D
I wear my snowman suit you put on 
your turkey dress
  A                       E
I shift some carrot up into your 
chest
A                       D
Gingerbread through the oven door
A          E       A
Let's have sex for christmas 
*Sexophone*

Saxophone Solo: A     D
                A     E
                A     D
                A     E  A     B

Bridge 2:
B
  Slide up and down our chimneys  (I
 do)
F#
  Until your sack is empty (that's 
true)
E
  Let's see what's under the tree 
(you see)
F#
  When we go down on our knee

E
  Do you want santa's sweetness
F#
  Your eyes, open your mouth and 
taste
E
  I promised you a whtie christmas
F#
  Now I let it snow on your face 
(yeah)

Chorus:
          B                  E
We wear a santa dress we put on our 
reindeer suit
B                    F#
We start riding over rough and 
smooth
   B                        E
We crack your whip flippin' hohoho
B          F#     B
Let's have sex for christmas

          B                  E
We wear a snowman suit we put on our
 turkey dress
   B                      F#
We shift some carrot up into our 
chest
B                       E
Gingerbread through the oven door
B          F#     B
Let's have sex for christmas

Outro: B      E
       B      F#
       B      E
B          F#     B
Let's have sex for christmas
B          F#     B
Let's have sex for christmas
B          F#     B
Let's have sex for christmas
B          F#     B
Let's have sex for christmas