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Johnny Depp, you're deep
            E                 G
I'd like to watch you when you sleep
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And smell the shirt in which you slept
       Bm
Johnny Depp

       Bm          D
Johnny Depp, you're hip
            E               G
I'd like to bite your lower lip
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And scrunch your Edward Scissor-hair
       Bm
Johnny bear

                        D              E
You've got tattoos, one said "Winona", I know
   Bm                 D        E (now you just let the strings sound)
But you broke up with her, and now it just says
"Wino"

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Johnny Depp, you're cruel
         E              G
You're the harbinger of drool
   Bm                 E
Mow my lawn without a shirt
      Bm
Johnny dirt

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John a, John b, John c, John d, John eeeeeee

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Well, you like girls with foreign accents, tiny waists,
                   Bm                D
I'm not a waif, but I could love you more than you would
E
Probably deserve...

      Bm                 D
Johnny Depp, you're the bomb
         E               G
If you'd come to meet my mom
       Bm                E
I'd cry a single, salty tear
       Bm
Johnny dear

   Bm       D       E       G       Bm   E   Bm
John a, John b, John c, John d, John eeeeeee