Three Days In The Dog

Don't try and sell me a pig in a poke
'Cause I know them like the back of my hand
Talking to an ostrich ain't no joke
'Cause he goes and sticks his head in the sand
A joker once tried to tell me
He bit a dog and called it a day
It was raining cats and dogs
But he didn't have a place to stay
Man bites dog
Three days in the dog house
But it's news
You take a man, he bites a dog
Three days in the doghouse
But it's news