Shredisode IV edit

Dont act so surprised your highness
You were on no mercy mission
Its a diplomatic mission
I dont know what you are talking about
You are part of the Alliance
Princess Leia rebel traitor

The plans must be in the escape pod
Send a detachment down to retrieve them
See to it personally commander
Therell be nothing to stop us this time

Human cyborg relations
Etiquette and protocol
Waste time at the Tosche station
After all your chores are done
Lets pay Obi Wan a visit
A name Ive not heard in long time
Sand people scare easily
But theyll be back lets get inside

Heres your fathers light sabre
Weapon of a Jedi knight
Use the force to guide your movements
Wait how did my father die?
I hoped you wouldnt ask that question
Cos he isnt really dead
Emperor Palpatine seduced him
Now hes Darth Vader instead
Let me quickly change the subject
Listen to the hologram
You must learn the Jedi way
And come with me to Alderaan

In here, we dont, serve their kind
You droids, theyll have, to wait, outside
In here, we dont, serve their kind
Tell your droids to
Go wait outside!

Chewie here and Captain Solo
Have a ship that might suit our needs
Kessel run in twelve parsecs
Makes point five past light speeeeeeeeed

Princess Leia, since you are
Reluctant to name the system
We will test this battle stations
Destructive power on Alderaan

Travelling through hyperspace
Aint like dusting crops boy
Alderaans been blown away
I sense a presence I have not felt since
Where are you taking this thing?
Transfer from cellblock 1138
Forget it its magnetically sealed
Someone get this walking carpet out of my way

Ive been waiting for you, Obi Wan
We meet again at last
When I left you, I was the learner
Now, I am the Master
I am the master
I am the master
Only a master on evil Darth
You cannot win
Strike me down I shall return
From the grave as a blue ghost
More powerful than you could possibly
Imagine!

Fully operational
Battle station with a small
Thermal port which leads to the
Main reactor system yeah!
The Force is strong in this one
A new hope for the rebellion
But as with Obi Wan Kenobi
Hell soon be just a memory
Use the force to guide the way
Just like Beggars Canyon a
Precise hit should start a chain
Reaction which should destroy
The Death Star

Use the force
Yeah use that Bantha fuckin force