I'm So Money

[chorus x4]
Ac: i'm so money
Ac: i'm so
Vaf: money money
Ac: i'm so
Vaf: money money

Ac: i got rocks and g?s
Ac: from coast to coast
Vaf: but i keep shit sweet
Vaf: cause i don't like to boast

Ac: yeah i'm from ut
Vaf: but i'm so hollywood
Ac: so just throw a fitted on me
Ac: and call me hood

Ac: i can be anything
Vaf: that you want me to be
Ac: i'm the fakest bitch
Vaf: that you'll ever see

Ac: yeah my middle name is plastic
Vaf: and i rock it so fantastic
Ac: you may think i'm being drastic
Vaf: but i'll stretch it like elastic

Vaf: uh uh oh yeah
Vaf: uh uh oh yeah
Vaf: uh uh oh yeah
Vaf: uh uh

[chorus x4]

Vaf: what!

Vaf: i rock fresh shades
Vaf: and designer threads
Ac: 5 hour shoots
Ac: with center fold spreads

Ac: i can surely have
Ac: anyone that i want
Vaf: so stop walking around
Vaf: all nonchalant

Ac: i'm one fascinating bitch
Vaf: i'm sure you'll see
Ac: in a jiff i could
Ac: have you down on one knee

Vaf: cause i'm so hot
Ac: when i hit the spot
Vaf: you wanna get what i got
Ac: but this can't be bought

Vaf: uh uh oh yeah
Vaf: uh uh oh yeah
Vaf: uh uh oh yeah
Vaf: uh uh

[chorus x4]

Vaf: what!

Vaf: you can catch me in the clubs
Ac: yeah i'm everywhere
Vaf: your party ain't hot
Ac: if i'm not there

Vaf: so just throw me on
Vaf: the guest list
Ac: i down a bottle
Ac: throw down and sip some chryst

Vaf: one foot in the door
Vaf: and i stop the show
Ac: all eyes on me
Ac: until it's time to go

Vaf: yeah i rock it till i drop it
Ac: and i'm always looking fit
Vaf: but if you keep on poppin shit
Ac: bitch fer sure you'll get hit

Vaf: uh uh oh yeah
Vaf: uh uh oh yeah
Vaf: uh uh oh yeah
Vaf: uh uh

[chorus x4]

Vaf: what!

Vaf: come on over here
Ac: i'll upgrade you real quick
Vaf: with a little ed hardy
Vaf: you'll be looking sick

Ac: some tarina tarantino
Ac: and betsy j.
Vaf: and a pair of frankie b?s
Vaf: do it the cali way

Ac: with teeth shining
Ac: just like a 90 watt
Vaf: up at the bar with a j bomb
Vaf: and a grey goose shot

Ac: i'm always on vip
Vaf: come with me i bet you'll see
Ac: i get most of my shit free
Vaf: bitches be like oh em gee!

Vaf: uh uh oh yeah
Vaf: uh uh oh yeah
Vaf: uh uh oh yeah
Vaf: uh uh

[breakdown]

Ac: if you look good and you know it snap and pose
(snap)
Vaf: pose
Ac: if you look good and you know it snap and pose
(snap)
Vaf: pose
Ac: if you look good and you know it and you really wanna show it
Ac: if you look good and you know it snap and pose
(snap)
Vaf: pose

[chorus x8]