Everything Sad

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[Verse 1]
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  I went   swimming in a pool of my 
tears
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And I'm     crying in the rain, 
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girl
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And I want to, I want to be buried 
in a stripclub
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I won the lottery and lost the 
fucking ticket
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I'm one-one hundred percent more 
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sad without you

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Ha, I haven't farted for a week
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I love you and it's killing me
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Was so sad when you dumped me
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Now, there's no one to hump me   I 
wish I had some funny in me
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And not just this loneliest regret
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Watching a YouTube video to feel 
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With any hipster crowd in the 
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comment section, bye   Bye


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[Verse 2]
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Sadness flies away  on the wings of 
time
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Last time you didn't use my comment,
 so bye
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And I want to, I want to go bungee 
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jumping but without the rope
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My fridge is empty, I'm depressed, 
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I'm single for decades, and damn it,
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 I thought that
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I was handsome but it was just a 
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dream    My couch has a stain on it
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Just gonna cry myself to sleep
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I tried exercising but ordered extra
 fries
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  I'm not living, I'm just surviving


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