F Am G G

[Verse]
            F
I heard the sound of your bike
        Am             G
As your wheels hit the gravel
            F
Then your engine in the driveway
        Am             G
Cutting off
            F
And i pushed through the screen door
      Am               G
And i stood out on the porch
         F
Thinking fight, fight, fight
            Am   G
At all costs
       F
But instead i let you in
     Am               G
Just like i've always done
      F                                   Am   G
And i sat you down and offered you a beer
     F
And across the kitchen table
  Am            G
I fired several rounds
    F
But you were still sitting there
         Am    G
When the smoke cleared

[Bridge]
    F   Am   G        Am
And you came crawling back
      F         Am
To say that you wanna
     G    Am
Make good in the end
F       Am
And oh, oh
G                F
Let me count the ways
            G
That i abhor you

[Chorus]
    F   Am   G
And you were never a good lay
    F   Am   G
And you were never a good friend
     F   Am  G               F
But, oh, oh, what else can i say...
       G    F Am G Am G
I adore you

[Verse]
      F
All i need is my leather
    Am          G
One t-shirt and two socks
             F
I'll keep my hands warm in your pockets
            Am             G
And you can use the engine block
               F
And we'll ride out to california
         Am              G
With my arms around your chest
            F
And i'll pretend that this is real
             Am          G
'cuz this is what i like best
                F
And you've been juggling two women
       Am            G
Like a stupid circus clown
F                              Am G
Telling us both we are the one
    F                          Am         G
And maybe you can keep me from ever being happy
           Am                     G
But you're not gonna stop me from having fun

[Bridge]
   F        Am       G
So let's go before i change my mind
F              Am         G
I'll leave the luggage of all your lies behind
F         Am          G               Am      G
'cuz i am bigger than everything that came before

[Chorus]
    F   Am   G
And you were never very kind
    F   Am     G
And you let me way down every time
F           Am      G     F
But oh, oh, oh what can i say...
   G       F Am G
I adore you

[Outro]
            F
I heard the sound of your bike
        Am             G
As your wheels hit the gravel
            F
Then your engine in the driveway
        Am             G
Cutting off