Dsus2
In a coffee shop in a city
     G/B
Which is every coffee shop
     Dsus2
In every city
                    G/B
On a day which is every day
Dsus2
I picked up a magazine
     G/B
Which is every magazine
   Dsus2                            G/B
Read a story then I forgot it right away

[Chorus]
         Em       F#m
And they say goldfish have no memory
                 D              G/B
I guess their lives are much like mine
    Em    F#m
And the little plastic castle
 D     G/B
Is a surprise every time
    Em            F#m
And it's hard to say if they're happy
     Dsus2     G/B
But they don't seem much to mind

[Interlude]
Dsus2 G/B

[Verse 2]
     Dsus2
From the shape of your shaved head
   G/B
I recognized your silhouette
           Dsus2        G/B
As you walked out of the sun and sat down
    Dsus2                      G/B
And the sight of your sleepy smile eclipsed all the other people
    Dsus2                              G/B
As they paused to sneer at the two girls from out of town

[Chorus]
        Em      F#m
And I said, "look at you this morning
D     G/B
You are by far the cutest
  Em     F#m
But be careful getting coffee
          D     G/B
I think these people want to shoot us
    Em                      F#m
Or maybe there's some kind of local competition here
   Dsus2 G/B
To see who can be the rudest"

[Interlude]
Dsus2 G/B

[Verse 3]
   Dsus2
People talk about my image
   G/B
Like I come in two dimensions
 Dsus2                    G/B
Like lipstick is a sign of my declining mind
        Dsus2
Like what I happen to be wearing
        G/B
The day that someone takes a picture
      Dsus2         G/B
Is my new statement for all womankind

[Bridge]
   G/B          Em
And I wish they could see us now
       D      G
In leather bras and rubber shorts
      G/B        Em
Like some ridiculous new team uniform
    D      G
For some ridiculous new sport
  G/B      Em
Quick someone call the girl police
Dsus2 G/B
And file a report

[Outro]
Dsus2 G/B

 Dsus2
In a coffee shop in a city
    G/B
Which is every coffee shop
        Dsus2
In every city
                     G/B
On a day which is every day