Fluorescent Adolescent

[Intro] C  Am   Dm   G
        C  Am   Dm   G

[First Part]
                            C
You used to get it in your fishnets
                             Am
Now you only get it in your night dress
                          Dm
Discarded all the naughty

Nights for niceness
                          G
Landed in a very common crisis

                             C
Everything's in order in a black hole

Nothing seems as pretty
        Am
As the past though
                              Dm
That Bloody Mary's lacking a Tabasco
                                G
Remember when you used to be a rascal?

[Second Part]
                     Dm
Oh, that boy's a slag
                      G
The best you ever had
                      Dm
The best you ever had
             G               Dm
Is just a memory and those dreams

                 G
But as daft as they seem
             Dm
As daft as they seem
                    F7M
My love, when you dreamed them up

[Third Part]

Flicking through
                  C
A little book of sex tips

Remember when
                    Am
The boys were all electric?

Continues after the ad
Now when she tells
             Dm
She's gonna get it

I'm guessing
                        G
That she'd rather just forget it
                              C
Clinging to not getting sentimental

Said she wasn't going
         Am
But she went still
                               Dm
Likes her gentlemen to not be gentle

Was it a megadobber or a betting pencil

[Fourth Part]

                   Dm
Oh, that boy's a slag
                   G
The best you ever had
                   Dm
The best you ever had
           G                 Dm
Is just a memory and those dreams

                         G
But as daft as they seem
             Dm
As daft as they seem
                   G
My love when you dream them up

[Bridge]

      Em
Oh, flo

Where did you go?

Where did you go?
                  Dm
Where did you go?

( C  Am   Dm   G )



C         Am
  Falling about
         Dm                         G
You took     a left off Last Laugh Lane
C                       Am
  You were just sounded it out
     Dm                    G
But you're not coming back again

[Fifth Part]

C                Am
  You’re falling about
     Dm                         G
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
              C         Am
You were just   sounded it out
     Dm                      G
But you're not coming back again


[Sixth Part]

C                Am
  You’re falling about
     Dm                         G
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
              C         Am
You were just   sounded it out
     Dm                      G
But you're not coming back again

                            C
You used to get it in your fishnets
                             Am
Now you only get it in your night dress

Discarded all the naughty
 Dm
Nights for niceness
                          G
Landed in a very common crisis
                             C
Everything's in order in a black hole

Nothing seems as pretty
        Am
As the past though
                               Dm
That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco
                                G
Remember when you used to be a rascal?

( Am )