Star Treatment

[Intro] Em  Eb  C  Am7  D7
        Am7  D7  Am7  D7  G7M  G7

Am7                          
I just wanted to be one of The 
  D7
Strokes
            Am7
Now look at the mess you made me 
make
D7                             
Hitchhiking with a monogrammed 
Am7
suitcase
D7                  G7M      
Miles away from any half-useful 
             G7
imaginary highway

Am7                    D7
I'm a big name in deep space, ask 
your mates
Am7               D7
  But golden boy's  in bad shape
  Am7
I found out the hard way that
D7                           G7M
    Here ain't no place for dolls 
like you and me
G7
Everybody's on a barge

Am7                       D7
Floating down the endless stream of 
great TV
Am7        D7
        1984, 2019

Am7                       D7
Maybe I was a little too wild in the
 '70s
Am7                    D7
     Rocket-ship grease down the 
cracks of my knuckles
Am7            D7
Karate bandana, warp speed chic
Am7                   D7
Hair down to there, impressive 
moustache
Am7                         
Love came in a bottle with a 
D7
twist-off cap
G7M                          G7
Let's all have a swig and do a hot 
lap

Em                       D7
    So who you gonna call?
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           C          Eb
   The martini police?
G7M  G7                     Am7 
             Baby, that isn't 
                 D7
how they look tonight,  oh no
   Am7          D7   Am7      D7
 It took the light forever to 
           Gmaj7 G7
get to your eyes

Am7                              
I just wanted to be one of those 
D7
ghosts
        Am7          D7
You thought that you could forget
           Am7                  D7
And then I    haunt you via the rear
 view mirror
     G7M       G7
On a long drive from the back seat

    Am7           D7
But it's alright, 'cause you love me
Am7                               
And you recognise that it's ain't 
D7
how it should be
     Am7                   
Your eyes are heavy and the 
           D7
weather's getting ugly
        G7M    G7
So pull over, I know the place

          Am7                     
Don't you know an apparition is a 
D7
cheap date?
     Am7                      
What exactly is it you've been 
     D7
drinking these days?
Am7                    D7
Jukebox in the corner, long, hot 
summer
Am7                               
They've got a film up on the wall 
D7
and it's dark enough to dance
Am7
What do you mean you've never seen 
Blade Runner?

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         Am7                D7
Oh, maybe I was a little too wild in
 the '70s
G7M                       G7
  Back down to earth with a lounge 
singer shimmer
Am7                 D7           
Elevator down to my make believe 
      Am7
residency
         D7
From the honeymoon suite
Am7                   D7
Two shows a day, four nights a week
G7M     G7
  Easy money

Em                    D7
 So who you gonna call?
              C         Eb
 The    martini police?
Gmaj7 G7
Ooooh
Em                     D7
 So who you gonna call?
         C         Eb
 The martini police?
G7M   G7              Am7       
      Baby, that isn't how they 
          D7
look tonight,  oh no
    Am7      D7        Am7 
 It took the light absolutely 
             D7            Am7 D7
forever to get to your eyes

[Outro]

    Am7        D7       Am7      
And as we gaze skyward, ain't it 
     D7
dark early?
Am7           D7       G7M   G7
It's the star treatment, yeah
       Am7     D7             Am7
And as we gaze skyward, ain't it 
     D7
dark early?
Am7           D7        G7M  G7
It's the star treatment
Am7           D7        Am7  D7
It's the star treatment
Am7      D7        G7M  G7
The star treatment

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