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[Verse 1]
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Santa Claus is in the closet, Santa's in the water closet
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Takin' off his leotard, PJs, underwear
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Oh, ho-ho-ho
[Verse 2]
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Santa's gone and lost his apron, Santa's cooking up some bacon
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Creates his luncheon on the lavvy, breadcrumb took away
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Grumb naggh
[Verse 3]
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Santa's in the closet over there, not really home
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Sisters have a go over there, hurry on home
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No no
[Verse 4]
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Sixty candles, make a wish, Santa's cake is on the dish
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Steady, hits the rock instead, rocking at the kitchen door
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[Verse 5]
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Santa Claus is in the closet, Santa's in the water closet
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Takin' off his leotard, PJs, underwear
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Oh, ho-ho-ho
[Verse 6]
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18 karat, ginger snap, pedal pushers coming back
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Santa Clauses will not bag it but he doesn't know
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Jack
[Verse 7]
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Tried his luck with soldier boy, smuggled spices at the door
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Maggie's baby thinks he's got a doable trap and he doesn't know
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Jack
[Verse 8]
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Up this forest pull the latch, half the crew steps down the hatch
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Santa's movin' down the floor, intend that's making stone cones
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[Verse 9]
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Santa Claus is at the bar, Santa wants to break the law
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Santa's goin', goin' down and Santa wants to go to hell
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[Verse 10]
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18 karat, ginger snap, pedal pushers coming back
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Santa Clauses will not bag it but he doesn't know
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Jack
[Verse 11]
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Santa's looking in the closet, hiding things and feeling lousy
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I don't know how he got there or what he's doing here