If it were only me

I wouldn't have a problem
Living happily
Tucked inside a corner
With a ginger tea
Flipping through the newest self-help books I found

But they can't help me, like you do
They don't have the ability
To yell, like you
And I'd look pretty silly
Yelling at a book

And pointing out it's flaws the way I do
You're perfect for me in the most unpredictable ways
I'm cleaning the dishes and brushing my theet everyday
And some days I might even brush them twice

This much is clear, to me
I might not be unhappy
Living, only me
But maybe that's the problem
You're just what, I need

To tell me all the silly things I do
I'm glad it's only
You-do-do

You're perfect for me in the most unpredictable ways
I'm cleaning the dishes, brushing my theet everyday
And some days I might even floss at night

This much is clear, to me
I might not be unhappy
Living, only me
But maybe that's the problem
You're just what, I need

To tell me all the silly things I do
I'm glad it's only
You