D
[Verse 1]
GDEmCDG
Listen up brothers and sisters, come hear my desperate tale
GDEmCDG
I speak of our friends of nature, trapped in the dirt like a jail
GDEmCDG
Vegtables live in oppression, served on our tables each night
GDEmCDG
This killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fight
[Pre-chorus]
DGDG
Salads are only for murderers, cole slaw's a fascist regime
DGCD
Don't think that they don't have feelings, just 'cause a radish can't scream
[Chorus]
GDEm
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (scream, scream, scream)
CD
watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
GDEm
Grated and steamed with no mercy, (burning up calories)
CDG
how do you think that feels? (bet it hurts real bad)
GDEm
Carrot juice constitutes murder, (and that's a real crime)
CD
greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)
GDEm
It's time to stop all this gardening, (It's dirty as hell)
CDG
let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a...)
[Verse 2]
GDEmCDG
I saw a man eating celery, so I beat him black and blue
GDEmCDG
If he ever touches a sprout again, I'll bite him clean in two
GDEmCDG
I'm a political prisoner, trapped in a windowless cage
GDEmCDG
'cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips, by killing five men in a rage
[Pre-chorus]
DGDG
I told the judge when he sentenced me, this is my finest hour
DGCD
I'd kill those farmers again, just to save one more cauliflower
[Chorus]
GDEm
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (scream, scream, scream)
CD
watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed)
GDEm
Grated and steamed with no mercy, (burning up calories)
CDG
how do you think that feels? (bet it hurts real bad)
GDEm
Carrot juice constitutes murder, (and that's a real crime)
CD
greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)
GDEm
It's time to stop all this gardening, (It's dirty as hell)
CDG
let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a...)
[Bridge]
AmEm
How low as people do we dare to stoop
CG
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup
AmEm
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
CD
Let potted plants free, don't mash that potato!
[Outro]
GDEm
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (scream, scream, scream)
CD
watching their skins being peeled (fates in the stir fry are sealed)
GDEm
Grated and steamed with no mercy, (you fat gourmet slob)
CDG
how do you think that feels? (leave them out in the fields)
GDEm
Carrot juice constitutes murder, (V8's genocide)
CD
greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes your compost's a grave)
GDEm
It's time to stop all this gardening, (take up macrame)
CDG
let's call a spade a spade (is a spade, is a spade, is a spade, is a spade)
(Spoken)
Power to the peas! Give peas a chance!
(Sung to the tune of Give Peace a Chance)
GD7G
All we are saying is give peas a chance