My Cat Sits On Me
The Arrogant Worms
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G My cat sits on me Sits on me all day long When I'm reading a bookD While I'm writing this songG My cat sits on me But it's not out of love To him I'm just a handyD G Heated human rugC G My whole life I've tried to proveD G That I'm not a doormatD Yet somehow I've ended upD7 a mattress for a cat *a capella* I'm where he sits I'm where he's sittingD7 I'm where he saaaatG My cat sits on me But before he can lay downContinues after the adHe kneads me with his pointy pawsD And spins round and roundG My cat sits on me Then he licks his bum He seems to enjoy itD G But for me it ain't much funC G But I'll admit there's benefitsD G When the cat sits on youD 'Cause when he's on my lapD7 There's nothin' I can doD You know it's true *a capella* Honey? Could you get the door? And the groceries? And take out the garbage? The cat's sitting on me...G My cat sits on me On my chest when I'm in bed And if I dare roll overD He sits on my headG My cat sits on me Sometimes I'm pretty sure That I have somehow grownD G A tumor that purrsC G The only thing that's worseD G Than being used for a cat napD Is when he goes and sitsD7 On someone else's lap *a capella* You little traitor traitor traitor traitor CAAAAT! Traitor cat! Traitor! Traitooooor!D7 Please come baaaack!G But he won't come back to me 'Til I've got important work Then he sits on my computerD G Like a fluffy little jerkD C G My cat, my cat sits on me *a capella* My computer, too