The Last Saskatchewan Pirate

         C                        
Well, I used to be a farmer and I 
F      G      C
made a living fine
  F            C               G
I had a little stretch of land along
 the CP line
        C                          
But times went by and though I 
      F     G      C
tried the money wasn't there
    F                C            
And bankers came and took my land 
    G                C
and told me "Fair is Fair"
  Am                               
I looked for every kind of job, the
 D
 answer always "No",
Am                                
"Hire you now" they'd always 
      G
laugh, "We just let twenty go!" 
(Haha)
    Am                             
The government, they promised me a 
D
measley little sum,
    Am                             
But I've got too much pride to end 
   G
up just another bum!
       F                           
Then I thought who gives a damn if 
                  F  C
all the jobs are gone,
G
I'm gonna be a pirate, on the river 
Saskatchewan!

[Chorus]
           (Mute) C  (Mute) C   F   
   G        C
And it's a Heave (HO) High (HO) 
comin' down the plains,
F                  C          G
Stealin' wheat and barley and all 
the other grains,
         (Mute) C  (Mute)  C     F  
     G       C
And it's a Ho (HEY!) High (HEY!) 
farmers bar yer doors,
         F             C      
When you see the Jolly Roger on 
     G            C
Regina's mighty shores.

(Repeat the first half of the chorus
 without lyrics once, then play C 
for two measures.)
          C                      
Well, you think the local farmers 
       F         G      C
would know that I'm at large,
    F              C              
But just the other day I found an 
G
unprotected barge,
  C                             
I snuck up right behind them and 
 F         G        C
they were none the wiser,
  F                   C           
I rammed the ship and sank it and 
  G              C
I stole the fertilizer
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  Am                          D
A bridge outside of Moose Jaw spans 
the mighty river,
Am                                
Farmers cross in so much fear 
  G
their stomaches are a quiver,
Am                          
'Cause they know that Captain 
            D
Tractor's hiding in the bay,
     Am                            
I'll jump the bridge and knock 'em 
         G
cold and sail off with their hay!

[Chorus]
           (Mute) C  (Mute) C   F   
   G        C
And it's a Heave (HO) High (HO) 
comin' down the plains,
F                  C          G
Stealin' wheat and barley and all 
the other grains,
         (Mute) C  (Mute)  C     F  
     G       C
And it's a Ho (HEY!) High (HEY!) 
farmers bar yer doors,
         F             C      
When you see the Jolly Roger on 
     G            C
Regina's mighty shores.
      C                            
Well, Mountie Bob he chased me, he 
    F      G     C
was always at my throat,
   F               C              
He followed on the shorelines 
      G
'cause he didn't own a boat,
    C                              
But cut-backs were a comin' and the
 F       G        C
 Mountie lost his job,
   F                C              
So now he's sailin' with me and we 
G              C
call him Salty Bob!
  Am                               
A swingin' sword and skull and 
      D
bones are pleasant company,
  Am                          G     
         (Mute)
I never pay my income tax and screw 
the GST (SCD W IT!)
Am                            D
Salin' down to Saskatoon, the Terror
 of the Sea,
       Am                          
If you wanna reach the Co-op boy 
  G
you gotta get by me!

[Chorus]
           (Mute) C  (Mute) C   F   
   G        C
And it's a Heave (HO) High (HO) 
comin' down the plains,
F                  C          G
Stealin' wheat and barley and all 
the other grains,
         (Mute) C  (Mute)  C     F  
     G       C
And it's a Ho (HEY!) High (HEY!) 
farmers bar yer doors,
         F             C      
When you see the Jolly Roger on 
     G            C
Regina's mighty shores.
     C                             
Well pirate life's appealing but 
  F          G       C
you don't just find it here,
  F               C               
I hear in North Alberta there's a 
G
band of buccaneers,
     C                       F    
They roam the Athabasca from Smith
    G    C
 to Port McKay,
           F               C      
And you're gonna lose your stetson
        G                  C
 if you have to pass their way.
      Am                       D
Well, winter is a comin' and a chill
 is in the breeze,
   Am                           
My pirate days are over once the 
 G
river starts to freeze,
    Am                             
But I'll be back in springtime but 
D
now I have to go,
  Am                             
I hear there's lots of plundering 
      G
down in New Mexico!

[Chorus]
           (Mute) C  (Mute) C   F   
   G        C
And it's a Heave (HO) High (HO) 
comin' down the plains,
F                  C          G
Stealin' wheat and barley and all 
the other grains,
         (Mute) C  (Mute)  C     F  
     G       C
And it's a Ho (HEY!) High (HEY!) 
farmers bar yer doors,
         F             C      
When you see the Jolly Roger on 
     G            C
Regina's mighty shores.
And it's a Heave (HO) High (HO) 
comin' down the plains,
Stealin' wheat and barley and all 
the other grains,
And it's a Ho (HEY!) High (HEY!) 
farmers bar yer doors,
         (Lyrics slow)
When you see the Jolly Roger on 
Regina's mighty shores.
When you see the Jolly Roger on 
Regina's mighty shores...
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