D A G A


[Verse]

D             A
Hey everybody, look at me!
G              A
No, seriously, look at me.
          D               A
A perfect combo of brains and beauty.
         G                  A
Couldn't need you people to notice me.
D              A
People say I'm self-obsessed.
    G                    A
You would be too, if you were the best.
D                     A
Don't act like you're not impressed.
G                 A
Go ahead, love me, be my guest.


[Chorus]

G           A           D                  
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, 
Bm          G           A            D
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, and also me!


[Verse]

D                 A
My opinion's more important than yours,
    G                   A
Albeit self-serving and misinformed.
D            A
I'm the only one who matters
    G                              A
And looking like a carrot makes my face look fatter.
    D              A
I'll never win the lottery
       G                        A
'Cause only ugly people win the lottery.
D                            A
You ever see those people on the TV?
     G                  A
They might be rich, but they ain't me!


[Chorus]

G           A           D                   
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
Bm           G           A                      D
Me, me , me, me, me, me, me, don't forget about me!

D                    A
Let's, for a moment, talk about you.
G                A
Okay, time's up, enough about you!

G           A           D                 
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, 
Bm          G           A          D
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me,  back to me!


[Bridge]

Bm                     G                     A
You might be thinking, "What about Trevor and Mike?"
Bm                          G                     A
They're all right, I guess. They're no myself and I.
Bm                      G            A
With all due respect to my two lucky peers,
Bm                          G       A
It's time to concentrate on my solo career.


[Chorus]

            G           A           D                   
It features me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
Bm          G           A           D
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!

Everybody!
G           A           D           Bm
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
(back to me again!)
G           A        G            A
Me, me, me, me....., me, me, me, me.....
G           A           D  G  D A D
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!