Doormans Placebo

E|---------------------0----------
B|--2----2----0-2--------0-2------
G|--2----3--------2---------------
D|-------0------------------------
A|--------------------------------
E|--------------------------------

E|-----|    
B|-----|    
G|-----|    
D|-----|    
A|-----|    
E|-----| x4 

Meanwhile Guitar 2 plays this 
repeatedly
E|-------------------------------
B|-------------------------------
G|-------------------------------
D|-------------------------------
A|-12-11-11-12-11-11-12-11-11-12-
E|-------------------------------

E|------------------| 
B|------------------| 
G|------------------| 
D|------------------| 
A|11-11-12-11-------| 
E|------------12----| 

Lyrics:

Chances are you've heard this
But your headphones mute your 
equilibrium
Hearing test
The  matress hit the mistress fooled
But nothing ever felt this good
Wake you up and shake you, but your 
motor skills still speak in slurs
E|-_Chor| us_- 

The note played for the "g" chord 
(2nd from the top) is optional, 
really. I think the
is in the right place, but there are
 most likely two guitars and I'm 
creating the
for one:
E|--------------|    
B|-8-8-8--xx----|    
G|-7-7-7--xx----|    
D|-x-x-x--xx----|    
A|-x-x-x--xx----|    
E|-7-7-7--xx----| x3 

After that, add this in while the 
second guitar continues the above 
one more time:
E|---------|                     
B|---------|                     
G|---------| At first, it's hard 
D|-8-5-----|                     
A|-----5---|                     
E|---------|                     

E|                                  
B|                                  
G|to work this in, but you get used 
D|                                  
A|                                  
E|                                  

       
       
to it. 
       
       
       

Following that, play:
E|-----------------------|    
B|-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8---|    
G|-7-7-7-7-7-6-6-6-6-6---|    
D|-----------------------|    
A|-----------------------|    
E|-----------------------| x2 

Lyrics:

Continues after the ad
Court jester, don't kill the humor

I said court jester, don't kill the 
humor
(Eeyore chase your own, Eeyore chase
 your own)

For 3 seperate parts, it's a fairly 
fast sequence and all of them are 
done 2 times for
first time, and 4 times for the 
remaining times.

-_Verse_-
The verse is repeated with these 
lyrics:

Chances are you've curved this
The volume of the speakers must be 
proud
Don't change your tune
A princess' work is never done in 
the bed and breakfest beck and call
Wake you up and shake you, but your 
motor skills still speak in slurs
E|-_Chor| us_- 

The chorus is repeated, except this 
time the sequence is played 4 times 
instead of 2.
lyrics are the same, except 
inbetweem the phrase "court jester 
don't kill the humor",
adds a "eeyore, chase your own".

-_Bridge_-
E|---------------------------|    
B|---------------------------|    
G|-7-------------------------|    
D|-7-------------------------|    
A|-5-------------------------|    
E|------9-7-5----3-2-0-------| x2 

After two of the above, this comes 
in heavily. The first 4 power chords
 are stricken 5
the 5th 2 times, and the remaining 2
 once:
E|------------------| 
B|------------------| 
G|------------------| 
D|------------------| 
A|-12-11-9-7-5-4-2--| 
E|-10--9-7-5-3-2-0--| 


This is followed immediately by:
E|-10----10-12----12-16----16-16-
B|----12-------12-------12-------
G|-------------------------------
D|-------------------------------
A|-------------------------------
E|-------------------------------

E|---16---|    
B|12------|    
G|--------|    
D|--------|    
A|--------|    
E|--------| x2 


Then repeat this as a sequence once more:
E|------------------| 
B|------------------| 
G|------------------| 
D|------------------| 
A|-12-11-9-7-5-4-2--| 
E|-10--9-7-5-3-2-0--| 

E|-10----10-12----12-16----16-16-
B|----12-------12-------12-------
G|-------------------------------
D|-------------------------------
A|-------------------------------
E|-------------------------------

E|---16---|    
B|12------|    
G|--------|    
D|--------|    
A|--------|    
E|--------| x2 

In the index, two bridges will mean 
the addition of this sequence to the
 overall
Confusing, huh?

Lyrics:
Brown shirt
Italian Cut
Goose Step and call our-
Bluff

Will your ears ring the tetinitus 
chorus goes
Will the decibals work as bifocals

-_Verse_-
Repeated once again, with changed 
lyrics:

Chances are you've heard this
And chances are you've curved this, 
again
Don't change your tune
I'm hearing tests again
E|-_Chor| us_- 

Do this four more times, with lyrics
 similar enough to the previous 
chorus.