G C G C G C G C [Verse 1] G C About two years ago G C Working in the rodeo G C I saw the strangest looking man G C Playing in a rock 'n' roll band C C Db He had a twenty-foot mustache D D Eb Wore a purple lavender sash E E Eb The drummer brought him on with a crash D N.C. D Introduced the one and only California Flash [Verse 2] G C He jumped out onto the stage G C He knew he had everything made G C He broke out into a song G C Oh, he couldn't do nothing wrong C C Db Then he started doing a dance D D Eb He said it was imported from France E E Eb The girls all started to prance D N.C. D To see the California Flash removing his pants [Interlude] D F D C Taking off his pants, huh D F D C D C G C G [Solo] G [Interlude] C G D F D C D F D C D [Verse 3] G C The crowd kept screaming for more G C When California left the floor G C He waved goodbye with a smile G C As naked as a newborn child C C Db Suddenly we all heard a crash D D Eb Everybody hid all their hash E E Eb The door caved in with a smash D N.C. D And ninety-nine policemen busted California Flash [Outro] D F D C Oh, goodbye, goodbye, huh, so long D F D C D G C G C C G G C G G ...(fadeout)