Pirates Who Dont Do Anything

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we are the pirates who don't do 
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anything
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we just stay at home, and lie around
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and if you ask us, to do anything
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we'll just tell you, we don't do 
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anything

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well I've never been to Greenland
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and I've never been to Denver
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and I've never buried treasure in 
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ST Louie or ST Paul
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and I've never been to Moscow
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and I've never been to Tampa
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and I've never been to Boston in 
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the fall

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we are the pirates who don't do 
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anything
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we just stay at home, and lie around
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and if you ask us, to do anything
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we'll just tell you, we don't do 
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anything

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and I've never hoist the main sail
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and I've never swabbed the poop deck
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and I've never veered starboard, 
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cause I've never sailed at all
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and I've never walked the gang plank
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and I've never owned a parrot.
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and I've never been to Boston in 
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the fall


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we are the pirates who don't do 
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anything
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we just stay at home, and lie around
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and if you ask us, to do anything
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we'll just tell you, we don't do 
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anything


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I've never plucked a rooster
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and I am not too good at ping-pong

and I've never thrown my mashed 
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potatoes up against the wall
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and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
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and I've never gotten head lice
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and I have never been to Boston in
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 the fall

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and I've never licked a spark-plug
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and I've never sniffed a stink bug
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and I've never painted Daisies on a
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 big red rubber ball
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and I've never bathed in yogurt
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and I don't look good in leggings
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and I've never been to Boston in 
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the fall