A   

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E~0---

          A                         D
we are the pirates who don't do anything
           A                     E
we just stay at home, and lie around
               A            D
and if you ask us, to do anything
            E                       A
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

           A
well I've never been to Greenland
           D
and I've never been to Denver
          A                                       E
and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul
           A
and I've never been to Moscow
           D
and I've never been to Tampa
           A              E           A
and I've never been to Boston in the fall

              A                     D
we are the pirates who don't do anything
          A                     E
we just stay at home, and lie around
            A               D
and if you ask us, to do anything
            E                        A
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything

           A
and I've never hoist the main sail
           D
and I've never swabbed the poop deck
           A                                                 E
and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all
           A
and I've never walked the gang plank
           D
and I've never owned a parrot.
           A              E           A
and I've never been to Boston in the fall


              A                    D
we are the pirates who don't do anything
          A                      E
we just stay at home, and lie around
            A                D
and if you ask us, to do anything
            E                       A
we'll just tell you, we don't do anything


       A
I've never plucked a rooster
          D
and I am not too good at ping-pong
                                                                                      
                                                       A
and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall
           A
and I've never kissed a chipmunk,
           D
and I've never gotten head lice
             A              E           A
and I have never been to Boston in the fall

           A
and I've never licked a spark-plug
           D
and I've never sniffed a stink bug
           A                         E
and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball
           A
and I've never bathed in yogurt
        D
and I don't look good in leggings
           A              E            A
and I've never been to Boston in the fall