Ol Fatso

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[Chorus]

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Don’t care who you are Ol’ Fatso, get those reindeer off the roof
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Don’t care who you are Ol’ Fatso, get those reindeer off the roof
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No you can’t fool me because, there ain’t no Santa Claus
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There ain’t no Santa Claus and I got proof.

[Verse 1]

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There was a little fellow who just wouldn’t believe
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There really was a Santa Claus even on Christmas eve
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And when one Christmas eve he heard a clatter overhead
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He opened up his window wide and this what he said:

[Chorus]

            D                               A
Don’t care who you are Ol’ Fatso, get those reindeer off the roof
            A                               D
Don’t care who you are Ol’ Fatso, get those reindeer off the roof
        D                           E
No you can’t fool me because, there ain’t no Santa Claus
       D             A               D      A
There ain’t no Santa Claus and I got proof.

[Verse 2]

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Though Santa Claus had brought him a big bag full of toys
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Enough of Christmas presents for a dozen little boys
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Some choo choo trains and cowboys and a whole Apache tribe
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The boy looked up and said, Oh no!  I ain’t taking no bribes

[Chorus]

            D                               A
Don’t care who you are Ol’ Fatso, get those reindeer off the roof
            A                               D
Don’t care who you are Ol’ Fatso, get those reindeer off the roof
        D                           E
No you can’t fool me because, there ain’t no Santa Claus
       D             A               D      A
There ain’t no Santa Claus and I got proof.

[Verse 3]

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Well next year Santa came around, and brought a favorite toy
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To everybody but a certain unbelieving boy
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The moral of this story, is very sad but true
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If you don’t believe in Santa Claus, he won’t believe in you

[Chorus 2]

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Don’t care who you are young fellow, keep those reindeer on the roof
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Don’t care who you are young fellow, keep those reindeer on the roof
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Oh you fool no-one because, there is a Santa Claus
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There is a Santa Claus and I got proof.

[Otro]

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Yes, there is a Santa Claus
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And I got proof.