GEm
On Deadman's Curve I used to shut 'em down
CD
I had the hottest muscle car in my hometown
GEm
I could burn rubber in all four gears
CD
But I haven't done that in a million years
[Chorus]
DCDG
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store
[Verse 1]
GC
She's got an automatic tranny with overdrive
DG
And the radio's tuned to Magic 95
GC
She gets 30 miles on a gallon of gas
AmD
And I can schlep all the girls to gymnastics class
GC
She's got her headlights on both night and day
DG
She's the most practical value in the USA
GC
She's got cruise control, ABS and EFI
DCFG
I keep her Michelins at 32 PB
[Chorus]
DCDG
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the children's museum
[Verse 2]
GC
On icy mornings when I'm feeling my age
DG
I'm protected and warm in my steel cage
GC
Her climate control really pumps out the heat
AmD
And her dual air bags just can't be beat
GC
She's rated real high by Consumer Reports
DG
And her two front seats have got lumbar support
GC
I've got the good driver rate and comprehensive insurance
DCFD
And she's loaded with electronic theft deterrents
[Refrain]
DD
Step away from the car, step away from the car
D7D7
Step away from the car, step away from the car
[Guitar solo]
GCDGGCDG
[Verse 3]
GC
We're a wild and rowdy bunch when you pass us by
DG
Bobby's buggin' baby sister and makin' her cry
GC
If I have to pull over someone's gonna pay
DCFG
And it was fun, fun, fun, till Bobby took her teether away
(Fun, fun, fun, fun)
[Chorus]
DCDG
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the pediatrician
[Verse 4]
GC
Now the wife and I hardly ever date
DG
'Cause our baby sitter has to be home by 8
GC
We hurry through dinner and go out and park
AmD
With the fold-down seats we can nap till dark
GC
I dream of Barracudas and souped-up 'Vettes
DG
Crazy games of chicken and drag race bets
GC
Then she wakes me up and says, "Honey, don't be sad
DCFG
Our van's the classic Woody you never had"
[Bridge]
GC
Now if I ever get tired of my minivan
DG
A red sports car will make me young again
[Chorus]
DCDG
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store
DCDG
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store
DCDG
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store
DCDG
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' to the grocery store
[Outro]
DG
Go little Minnie Van Gogh
DG
Little Minnie Van Gogh
DG
Little Minnie Van Gogh
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