Hey Little Minivan

G                           Em
On Deadman's Curve I used to shut 
'em down
          C                        
I had the hottest muscle car in my 
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hometown
G                         Em
I could burn rubber in all four 
gears
      C                     D
But I haven't done that in a million
 years

[Chorus]

D                    C            
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' 
D                G
to the grocery store

[Verse 1]

G                      C
She's got an automatic tranny with 
overdrive
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And the radio's tuned to Magic 95
G                      C
She gets 30 miles on a gallon of gas
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And I can schlep all the girls to 
gymnastics class
G                        C
She's got her headlights on both 
night and day
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She's the most practical value in 
the USA
G                         C
She's got cruise control, ABS and 
EFI
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I keep her Michelins at 32 PB

[Chorus]

D                    C           
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' 
D                 G
to the children's museum

[Verse 2]

G                    C
On icy mornings when I'm feeling my 
age
D                      G
I'm protected and warm in my steel 
cage
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G                   C
Her climate control really pumps out
 the heat
Am                    D
And her dual air bags just can't be 
beat
G                        C
She's rated real high by Consumer 
Reports
D                       G
And her two front seats have got 
lumbar support
G                             C
I've got the good driver rate and 
comprehensive insurance
D                C               
And she's loaded with electronic 
F               D
theft deterrents

[Refrain]

D                       D
Step away from the car, step away 
from the car
D7                      D7
Step away from the car, step away 
from the car

[Guitar solo]

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[Verse 3]

G                            C
We're a wild and rowdy bunch when 
you pass us by
D                           G
Bobby's buggin' baby sister and 
makin' her cry
G                      C
If I have to pull over someone's 
gonna pay
D                        C       
And it was fun, fun, fun, till 
         F               G
Bobby took her teether away

(Fun, fun, fun, fun)

[Chorus]

D                    C           
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' 
D               G
to the pediatrician

[Verse 4]

G                  C
Now the wife and I hardly ever date
D                      G
'Cause our baby sitter has to be 
home by 8
G                       C
We hurry through dinner and go out 
and park
Am                       D
With the fold-down seats we can nap 
till dark
G                         C
I dream of Barracudas and souped-up 
'Vettes
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Crazy games of chicken and drag race
 bets
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Then she wakes me up and says, 
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"Honey, don't be sad
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Our van's the classic Woody you 
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never had"

[Bridge]

G                C
Now if I ever get tired of my 
minivan
D                     G
A red sports car will make me young 
again

[Chorus]

D                    C           
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' 
D              G
to the grocery store
D                    C           
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' 
D              G
to the grocery store
D                    C           
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' 
D              G
to the grocery store
D                    C           
Hey, little minivan, we're goin' 
D              G
to the grocery store

[Other]

D                    G
Go little Minnie Van Gogh
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Little Minnie Van Gogh
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Little Minnie Van Gogh
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