Ill Just Have One Beer

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Darlin', you know you know me much 
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better than I know myself
And this sittin' at home and 
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watchin' TV is ruinin' my mental 
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health
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So I guess I'll go down to ol' 
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Herschel or Harlem's or Sweeny's or
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 some such place
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How come you've got that strange 
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look on your face?
Honey don't you know that

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I'll just have one beer, then 
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I'll be right home
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Well I guess I might have said that
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 once before
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But this time don't you know I 
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really mean it
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And you know I don't get drunk 
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anymore
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But some of them guys be singin' 
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them songs, doin' a little pickin' 
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too
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And you know how they love to twist
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 my arm
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But I just can't help it if I have
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 to jump up and show 'em how to 
"Yodel-ay-eee-hoo!"
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And I don't see how one beer's 
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gonna do me any harm
Let's see now...
(solo)

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Well I'm sittin' here thinkin "Do I
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 know another song?" Gotta keep 
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this party alive
And I know how you hate it when 
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you're sleepin' alone, but I'm just
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 too drunk to drive
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But along about two, if I should 
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find I'm gonna be a little late 
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gettin' home
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Don't you know that I'll call you 
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on the phone
And wake you up singing...
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"I'll be home for breakfast
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You can count on me"

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But I'll just have one beer then 
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I'll be right home
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Well I told you that a bunch 
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before, I guess
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But this time don't you know I 
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really mean it
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And you know I don't get drunk 
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anymore
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And you know I don't get drunk any 
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less
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Yodel-ay-eee-hee!