Intro:
A|- G  (3 times)

then
     A                                           G                    
E||------------------------|------------------|------------------------|
B||------------------------|------------------|------------------------|
G||-------6-----7-----9----|------------------|-------4-----5-----7----|
D||----7-----7-----7-------|------------------|----5-----5-----5-------|
A||------------------------|------------------|------------------------|
E||------------------------|------------------|------------------------|

                     A                                          
------------------|------------------------|------------------|
------------------|------------------------|------------------|
------------------|-------6-----7-----9----|------------------|
------------------|----7-----7-----7-------|------------------|
------------------|------------------------|------------------|
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  G                                                 
------------------------|------------------------||
------------------------|------------------------||
-------4-----5-----7----|-------7--5--4-----4----||
----5-----5-----5-------|----5-----------5-------||
------------------------|------------------------||
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Verse 1:
A                       G
Wanna tell you 'bout my Frenda
A               G
He got hit by a Fender
A                        G      
But he'll soon be on the menda
A                G
He's of the male genda

Pre Chorus:
D                     E
Glad to see that he's on his way
F#m                 D   
He's not for Buriel today

Chorus:
             A                   F#m    
Because he's in    He's indisposed
             D          E       Bm C#m A 
Because he's in  yeah yeah He's indisposed

Verse 2:
A                         G
Found him outside the dry cleaners
A               G
Ooh the drivers misdemeanors
A                         G
I've never seen a face so greena
A                        G
He looks a like the cats dinner 


Repeat Pre Chorus

Repeat Chorus

Solo:
     A                           G                    A                                
E||---------------------------|--------------------|---------------------------|
B||---------------------------|--------------------|---------------------------|
G||---------------------------|--------------------|-------------2h4--2--------|
D||-------------2h4--2--------|--------------------|-----------2---------2--0--|
A||----0-0-2--4---------4--2--|--4--2--------------|----0-2-4------------------|
E||---------------------------|--------------------|---------------------------|


  G                    A                           G                     
--------------------|---------------------------|--------------------|
--------------------|---------------------------|--------------------|
--------------------|---------------------------|--------------------|
--2--0--------------|-------------2h4--2--------|--------------------|
--------------------|----0-0-2--4---------4--2--|--4--2--------------|
--------------------|---------------------------|--------------------|

  A                           D        E               
---------------------------|----------------------||
---------------------------|----------------------||
-------------2h4--2--------|----------------------||
-----------2---------4--2--|--0--2--4--2----------||
----0-2-4------------------|----------------------||
---------------------------|----------------------||


Repeat Intro

Verse 3:
A               G
He got hit by a car
A                     G 
Now he's lying on the tar
A                 G     
Had an experience bizarre
A                         G
Not unlike that makes you laugh ra ra hey

Repeat Pre Chorus

Repeat Chorus